dracomalfyaoi:

NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES

  • screamers
  • fake coming outs
  • fake suicide
  • fake crushes
  • stuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically

HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES

  • rickrolling
  • putting googly eyes on stuff
  • putting only ONE ice cube in someone’s drink when they asked for a COUPLE

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officialwhitegirls:

i live by a rule that if google can’t answer your question it cannot be answered

(Source: officialwhitegirls, via dutchster)

infamousnfamous:

nayx:

my favourite video on the whole internet

I HEARD THE AUDIO POST OF THIS I DIDNT KNOW IT HAD A VIDEO

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nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

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nagitokomaedakun:

oh just my patron troll in god tier outfits
i didn’t like the colours initially, but now i think they’re wonderful!!

nagitokomaedakun:

oh just my patron troll in god tier outfits

i didn’t like the colours initially, but now i think they’re wonderful!!

(Source: kageyamatobiokun, via pizza-kity)

bodyghost:

jazzaroune:

And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad.

I wish I knew more white dads

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vriiiiiiiisk-a:

IM CRYING

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies

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gamzee:

gotchi:

theanti90smovement:

mkvs:

gamzee:

Fun fact; Homestuck is four weeks away from turning five years old. If it were a human child, it would be entering primary school in the fall. It would also be the human child nobody else wanted to play with at recess, because its actions are mean-spirited and confusing.

thanks gamzee

thanks gamzee

Thanks Gamzee

image

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maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

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kecky:

I made it better.
I’m sick so I’m blaming this one on the fevered state of my brain

kecky:

I made it better.

I’m sick so I’m blaming this one on the fevered state of my brain

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voldemo:

voldemo:

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

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